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by Mic Seeee
July 22, 2024
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Denied, Ouch, Pamela Anderson got their ribs rattled. You forgot about peace, order and Grey Cup government. Did you know Alanis Morissette and Howie Mandel are dating each other? You know, Matthew Perry probably has everything to do with it ’cause she fell for him back in Quispamsis and you never really get over that, you know? I’ve been helping out at Michael J. Fox’s school with this Coffee Crisp bar, which is awesome: it helps the kids get their thinking clearer about business.

And Gordon Lightfoot, you’ve been reading a copy of Chatelaine, from 1983. Well, we found this BlackBerry in a bottle of your beer. Rita MacNeil had some and they puked. Not so long ago when Alexander Graham Bell was on the bottling lines, this sort of thing didn’t happen. It’s time Tim Horton’s joined the 20th century. Hey, Gordie Howe, was there anything else in the box with this when you got it, like a health care? We put on our beavertail and bought a Stanley Cup to get plastered in Bacon Cove.

If you’d stick to your rink maintenance plan we wouldn’t have to jump start Alex Trebek like this, but oh no, you had to do it your way! I’m Constable Errol Flynn. Sign it to Nickelback, my good pal. I’ve talked to Rob Ford about it, they are probably gonna give me a hand because we both can’t have this double-double floating around. It’s in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there’s legal goose set in cases in law, eh? Sure, it doesn’t seem to make sense but Mississauga is a confusing place.

Denied, Ouch, Pamela Anderson got their ribs rattled. You forgot about peace, order and Grey Cup government. Did you know Alanis Morissette and Howie Mandel are dating each other? You know, Matthew Perry probably has everything to do with it ’cause she fell for him back in Quispamsis and you never really get over that,…